To help me on this odyssey I will be consuming Sake. Not just any Sake, but some potent homemade stuff a Japanese friend of mine gave me. Pretty much it is Japanese moonshine…..the Sake I usually drink is clear, but as you see in the pic, this stuff looks like 4 year old anti-freeze…1st shot…damn….stout and has a weird taste, is this shit Zerex? As you can see, I am stocked up for the long haul…
I will be doing it right, not drinking out of Dixie cups like some hilljack Appalachian…lol…ah, a smooth insult. I actually have a number of different Sake vases (as you can see below), Sake is a fun drunk, always gets people cheerful and laughing….
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Now for what everyone is wanting to know…..Suck-ahs gotz ta know Tony, get dis Yak outta da ring…a Stevie Ray quote, Yes!
Sake Shot 2 down…
My old Nano bit the dust, so I just got a cheap MP3 player, this way I can get any music I strip or burn or upload, thus I am not confined to Apple & I tunes as before. I sent out a mass text to the wrestling community, if you did not get it I’m sorry, I only can send up to 20 people per text. I asked for people to text me 5 or so songs suggestions back for working out to, this way I create a quick list to download. I got a good list, so thanks to all. A lot were good, some bad, and some I was like WTF?
Shot #3…..
First a quick back-story; in college I lifted weights with various guys and frat brothers; one frat bro in particular was Lieutenant Dan. Ol’ Dan was ex-military and came to college when he was discharged. Lieutenant Dan was a big country boy, big, but with layers of fat covering his muscle, more of an offensive lineman than a bodybuilder. I bounced at a local club with Lieutenant Dan and every night he would think a riot was about to start. He was super paranoid and had a conspiracy theory for everything. One day before work we are all standing around and we are talking about what music we each like to lift weights to. Lieutenant Dan walks up and says “man, Phil Collins’ in the air tonight pumps me up”, then he starts attempting to sing it “I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh yeah”. We were all standing there with WTF looks on our face like Stiffler from American Pie.
I heard earlier this year that Head Coach Mike Tomlinson had the Pittsburgh Steelers watch video and played the exact same song to pump them up before the Super Bowl, I knew right when I heard that that the Steelers were doomed and would lose. I looked Lieutenant Dan up a few years back. He works at some box spring plant east of Atlanta. He is a foreman over a bunch of Latinos. He can’t speak good Spanish and is constantly paranoid one of them is going to knife him…lol…same ol’ Lieutenant Dan.
Shot 4……..Sake to me baby!!!
The responses I got back made me think of that story and this will defiantly create more…
I got a ton of responses and below you can see for yourself the ridiculous ones:
Bobby Joiner- Achy breaky heart
Chris Nelms-I’m Fat by Weird Al
Osborne- I’m fatter, the remix
Shot 5…..hot! Nuked it too long in the microwave….
R-Dawg- Sandbagger…I mean Sandman
Jimmy Rave- second guessing
Chip Day- anything by Strawberry Alarm Clock (Austin Powers)….hippiest stuff every!
Shot 6…..happy time…
Doug Sommers- I don’t need no rocking chair
Micah Taylor- I always feel like somebody’s watching me & My minds playing tricks on me
Bill Behrens- anything with Flanders from the Simpsons voice…is that NWA sanctioned?
Dr. Johnny Gayton- 1954’s rock around the clock, which was also his high school prom theme song
Shot 7…….
Nigel Sherrod- Watermelon, Orange Soda, Watermelon, Orange Soda, Watermelon, Orange Soda….because Peanut butter, Jelly, Peanut butter, Jelly is racist.
Rick Michaels- Akon, got me locked up
Bobby Moore- She’s only 17
Shot 8…
Mike Stratus- I’m an asshole by Dennis Leary
Larry Goodman- My little red corve….MIATA, by the beach boys
Bull Buchanan- stiff upper lip by ACDC
Shot 9…….
Frankie Valentine- I need love by ll cool j
Velvet Jones-I’m gonna piss on you- R Kelly/Dave Chapelle
Shaun Banks- Cougar sound effects…Always
Shot tee-zen….
Stupid & Tweety- I got you babe…..20 minutes later it becomes Whoop that trick.
Diane Hewes- the crypt keepers laugh from Tales from the crypt or she’s a maniac.
Chick Donovan- Bow Wow’s “I can’t lose”
Shot 11…lol…those last three were good…
J-rod- La cucaracha
Mike Jackson- Living in a box
Oko Nono-Go big girl what you gon do
That is a dozen….12 shots of da Sake down…..and the last goes to…Drum roll………..
Brokishi/Mr. Jones/ Cantanesian cannibal butcher of Ugandan nightmares- “What’s working out?”
Okay, okay, so I made those up, could not resist. Here are the real results.
The Beastie Boys was the Clear #1 and got this most submittals.
Shot 13….i’m wasted….wht boy wasted!
Surprisingly, Danzig “Mother” was # 2.
Multiple Rage against the machine suggestions was #3
AJ Steele did not reply with a list, he answered”OK”…….AJ is a quick one, nothing gets by him…
Burr Burr….14 shots..
Disciple was a surprise. They are a Christian heavy metal group that Mark Grason put me onto.
Wicked Nemesis had some good ones. He also suggested Mushroomhead which is some crazy weird stuff. It did not surprise me that he would have the weirdest suggestion.
When I lift I want something that pumps me up, so when “Wild Child” Joey Kidman replied with “Smoking in the boy’s room”, I was like WTF?!?! Maybe Gringo Pantera/ Cosmic Jammer may lift to that crap, but not Cru Jones. Is Wild Child a “Eugene” gimmick?
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I'm out.............
