Monday, July 11, 2011

Indy chicks that should have dicks

I am sure that Bubba the Love Sponge would say Karma, but come on man....big girls need love to, just ask Frankie Valentine.

Finding a decent looking chick that can wrestle is hard. They are few and far between. For some damn reason in Georgia, they all dwell in Northwest Gerogia and all work for the same hand full of feds.

I (Cru) am not the typically wrestler. I am all for wearing next to nothing in the ring unlike most, especially greenhorns who are paranoid about there man boobs. But come on, some of these indy chicks are wrestling in pants and under armour...WTF? Show some flesh , that is part of the gig. Yes, some are plump, but hey, you got to work what you got or hit the gym and do something about your look. If a chick looks like a linebacker for the Bulldogs and is wearing jeans and a shirt..ding ding ding...Chick with a dick questions start to pop up. So, remember, work what you got and get a reaction. Most in the crowd have no room to talk about who is in the ring. If a chick comes out in jeans and a shirt, no one will hardly remember. If a chick of any size comes out in a snug revealing outfit, you better believe that is what people at the show will remember, sad but true, the larger the chick wearing little clothing will be just as remembered as the fine chick. asa lama lakim..out.