Saturday, July 23, 2011

The REAL Story of AJ Steele and the 4 -way title match upcoming:

 The fact of the matter is that AJ Steele & Cru Jones go way back, all the way back to my first year in the wrestling business when I was an evil wrestling frat boy and he was wrestling in a generic red body suit which looked like a giant pencil eraser. We were actually cool, as you see below: (I'm {cru} the white boy wid all the swag for you newbies)




Then AJ started to change, maybe it was because all his girlfriends that came to the shows became my biggest fans? Maybe it was how I always pointed out how ashy he looked during wrestling matches while I was in the same match in front of fans? Here is an old pic of AJ  below: (notice the angry)


Now here is a pic of AJ & tag wrestling partner Murder 1. Hot Like Lava personally thinks Murder 1 needs to change his name to Murder 2, because we have walked into a bathroom he has just left before, and take our word for it, he Murders #2's.

Looks at the pic below, good grief AJ lay off the donuts!



Now on to the 4-way Biz. Hot Like Lava has a huge 4-way tag match with the heathens above. No fret ladies and fans, we will look wicked awesome to the 10th degree as we for sure retain the titles.


Oh yeah, almost forgot about the other teams, here is one of them: Jimmy Rave & his dwarfs known as Rave Approved. Shuan: "Yo Rave, Nice pic!.... lol"



And there is the other make shift team of Kyle and Ace:



Now, in ending this for sure classic of a classic tale in which the odds are stacked against Hot Like Lava with 3 tag teams to 1 in the upcoming title match. Hot Like Lava will-ith rise above these unfair odds and stips to remain NWA-Rampage tag team champions.......

OH YEAH, almost forgot who is responsible for putting this match of ridiculous and most ludicrous proportions of reeking lack of general gamesmanship skills:

Captain Clueless Dr Johnny Gayton




Are those weightlifting boots Gayton?