Matt Hardy will soon stub his toe and it may cause a massive toxic shock syndrome, but do not fret fans, Matt will make a quick enough recovery to plaster the entire social media world of his condition; for example:
MH-"Thank you all SOO very much for all the support you've given
me thru this hard time, like a Phoenix, I will rise above this and like Herpes you all will have to deal with me for life! I have so many people to return calls to, text, DMs, & e-mails as well (*wink wink*, please send more), and I eventually will. I appreciate the support from Jeff, Beth, Shane, Karen, My Dad, My Mother in heaven, my friends, My beautiful girlfriend Rebecca Reyes (please do not leave me!), Mrs. Dixie Carter (please hire me back!), and all of my family, friends, fans. I love you and appreciate your support and prayers more than you could ever
imagine!"
