from www.hotlikelava.com and Twitter account @thehotlikelava- s/o(shout out) to Tales from the Crypt, the place where hills have eyes, Franklin, GA.
Yes, thanks to Cru Jones and whimsical little quips like the one above I have put Franklin, GA on the map. Thousands of people are now Googling Franklin, GA to see what I am talking about. Franklin Georgia you can thank me tomorrow as I bring enlightenment to the black suck hole known as Heard County Georgia. August 19 will be epic; it will be the stuff of Legends, folklore will be conjured by my actions, oh yes, I am going shark week on Franklin all in one night. That's a lot to jam in there...."That's what she said", sorry, I could not resist. I am going to turn that one horse troth town square upside down and blast it with neon and lingerie, Vegas Style! Remember, if you feel lucky, roll the dice....
This hit the web and now the people of this waste of space are hot at me? Hey, I am trying to help catch them up to 2011. No thanks? Ungrateful varmints.