(Check out Cru's Denim Bulge & Shaun's Stabbed Ab)
After a pleatera of shows Hot Like Lava took a well earned VaCa! This is Cru writing this if you have not figured it out yet. You will figure it out soon enough with the horrible gramma! Thank you GC&SU! I cannot believe I went to that tree hugging liberal school, but I would like to thank all the females that made it memorable. So, Banks has been blasting people on Twitter. If you are not on Twitter get on it, Banks’ blast and unlimited advice is reason enough. Oh, it’s Sunday and I am watching the Falcons game drinking leftover thanksgiving beer. Started off with a Jeremiah Weed, now on a Sparks, I know, quality! Sparks blackberry is the shit. Shit meaning good for all you dorks! I can hear you doofs now "He likes shit", bunch of Dany Only's. Love how these Beer Co's advertise, to the white folks it is a Malt Beverage, to the black folks it is Malt Liquor {Lick-Kaa}. So, I got back last night and wrestled in Carrolton. Packed house, Peachstate is doing something right. Say what you want about the pocket pool playing Mike Jackson, he can sale tickets! What other old school wrestler can you book and he come into town early and set up shop at the local Wal-Mart or K-Mart and sell tickets all day to the show??? Take note promoters, no wrestler out there will do that for you. I rag this guy something awful, but I am not above giving this guy his do, even if his cracked tanned skin looks like old luggage. Oh yeah, Shane Noles is ok also, even for a Cubs fan. Corey Hollis was at said same show. Banks loves giving Corey and Chip Day hell. They both are good guys, no Hot Like Lava, but fun to mess with. Get on Twitter to see the commotion. Yo, Corey, Alabama wrestling sux!
Yes! Falcons are up 14-0! I'm on Sparks #2, Ah-Yaah! Ron Stalker, which is a blast from the past. Twitter reunites. Yo Banks, who are some of these skanks following you on Twitter. Swear to god this chick has a Slip Knot mask on? That might be hot....naw, I'm just Bullshittin! Well it depends on the rack…Something rare you see in wrestling, especially Indie wrestling is a promoter/booker that cares about the entire show. A lot of guys watch their shows, but to go beyond the call of duty about any part of it is rare, especially the lower part. This is not a shot at anyone. Hot Like Lava wrestled for PCW/Empire recently, and Steve Platinum still watches every single match and promo from the back, no matter his position with said company. He went total ape shit over a spot that went shitty. As soon as said participants of said spot came back to the dressing room he pulled them into a private room and lit into them, explaining everything done wrong and explained what he wanted and how to do it correctly. The fact that he has that passion is priceless. Those guys should be thankful for that. I remember several times wrestling for Jerry Oates, having an abortion of a match and coming to the back and he saying "good job kid", I'm thinking "Are you blind? That F'N sucked"! A quick side note, That is where Banks and I hooked up tagging. We use to do the dumbest shit on earth to see if Jerry was watching. Little did we know that the same said ridiculous stunts would get us over, then along came a weasel, but that is another story, please hold all your questions, comments, and screams for a later date. Jeremiah Weed spiked cola #2, watch out crackas!
The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown, yes I read, best villain ever in it; Mal'akh. Read it. If I disappear for a year I’m in the Greek isles working on my tan, pumping steroids, and showing female tourist a good time, damn that sounds hot, where is my travel agent. Read the book.
Damn, email box was at 100 +, piff! No, I do not want your money Nigerian princess. Scams.
NEWS: Former WWE and WCW wrestler Sean Haire was arrested Wednesday afternoon in
Thunderbolt, GA, on simple battery charges. No further details are available at press time other than bond was set at $1,850. Haire, 40, has a history of assaults against
women, most recently in September 2009 for choking his girlfriend, although that
charge was later dropped. –When I choke chicks they usually get off on it?!?!? Get a clue O’Haire.
4th quarter, don’t fuck up Falcons!
Scott East’ Watering Hole, helping ugly people get laid every weekend…..lots of shots needed!
Time for some YouTube magic:
The song is blah, but the chick in the photo is ....yeah, you know.
Oldie but a goodie:
Dude, it was George Clooney's sister in law, I swear.
Falcons win, ye sir!
ATLiCATION:
Pineapple! Kind of like my hair!
Kind of digging this one also...Ting Ting it up! :
Ok last one, a better Ting Ting witha alil Pink in it:
Pink is one hot tom boy. punk chick.......2:10 is on!
Hot Like Lava just passes on the knowledge of making bank accounts and panties disappear....
Time to close this classic....remember, Hot Like Lava is like the amazon rain forest, everything ends up damp.....
