*** It has been asked by several people of dubious virtue to post the Christmas sonnet performed by Hot Like Lava this past weekend, so here it is….enjoy…and if you are easily offended, we do not care!***
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the Trailer,
This guy’s old lady(pointing at guy on front row) has dreams of Hot Like Lava nailing-her!
All the kids are filthy with dirt on the bottoms of their feet,
And not a darn one of them has ever brushed their teeth!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night,
May all the female’s Christmas’ end up covered in White!
