Thursday, August 2, 2012

Things wrong with Pro wrestling: T-Shirts


It is one thing to wear a shirt to the ring and take it off for a cheap pop (Jeff Hardy) or in a street fight where it is a prop to get tore off, or if for a female wet t-shirt contest, BUT TO ACTUALLY WRESTLE IN? COME ON MAN!

See said poster below:

When the action shots (Pics of Ja- Mokes in the ring) have dudes in shirts on the poster, ya gotz problems. Heck! (PG -13 rating), the two largest pics have dudes in tight shirts with their bellies hanging out. In fairness the one guy is wearing pro trunks, kudos to him.


You want to see what a FAT Professional wrestler looks like, Heck by golly here are two for ya don't cha know:

Adorable Adrian Adonis


Playboy Buddy Rose

The above two Fat Guys where legit Professional wrestlers. Adonis was known as a legit tough guy and could go toe to toe and hold for hold with anyone. Rose is known as one of the best workers of his time and probably one of the best big men to ever wrestle. Rose was a master of "Working what ya got".


So in closing, lose the shirt, you are trying to portray a Professional Wrestler for crying out loud, not a insecure fat guy trying to attempt to wrestle while trying to hide the obvious fact that you are fat.

Work what ya got, you will get more of a reaction, heat, and over that way....If not, you may face one of the members of Hot Like Lava and get the shirt ripped off mid way through the a match! Boo-Yah! Peace & Chicken Grease!