Monday, September 3, 2012

Cru Jones: master of the benchpress, what form!


When the Indy wrestling scene is scattered with owners wanting to be enforcers, eyeball doctors attempting to wrestle, fat slob wimps trying to be tough guys, midgets trying to dunk, chicks trying to show skill beyond a bikini, lightweights adding 50 pounds of boots and tights to their billed weight, Cru Jones benches weights greater than smucks squat...what form! When Cru Jones was asked about his freakish strength and why he remains so stout: "When you get sandbagged by as many chicken shits as I do you better be able to toss some weight."