"If we lose to these guys we will kill ourselves or watch another
Dr. Johnny Gayton state of the RPW promo…it would be about the same thing."
"We are taking nothing away from the Usual Suspects; they are 2nd
to none when it comes to stealing rims in the United States , but beating Hot Like
Lava in wrestling, Please! "
A poem by Cru Jones- “Carroll County
Where Cru Jones looks like a Greek God
And the rest of the wrestlers look plain Cheesy
Where the little boys bathe in dirt
And the 13 yr old girls are already Sleazy
Where the men are real dumb
And their Wives are real easy
Cru-"We’re so hot, we make bath water boil."
Shaun-"Chicks don’t even
wanna soak & poke."
"Our dicks are so fat, black chicks call’em cracker barrels."
"We can’t donate sperm cause when we hand the cup to da
nurse, the shit jumps out and covers her face."
