Monday, April 23, 2012

Random jolliness from Hot Like Lava:


Happy Monday! Don’t you just want to kill everyone who says that to you, unless you are a chick waking up next to a member of Hot Like Lava Monday morning, being that that member is standing at attention, Good Morning! Ok, ok, on to some inside dirt, no not the dirt in Dany Only’s pits. The hell with grammar, we will just throw facts and opinions against the wall:

Mike Know is taking bookings again. He is hands down the best big man in the biz right now. He moves like a jungle cat, but he is white, but you get what I am saying, book him: bookmikeknox@hotmail.com For the promoters out there trying to save a buck, get together and share the cost to bring him in, thus each promoter can use him each night-Friday, Saturday, Sunday-=SECW-NWA-Action-RPW.

Did I mention SECW above, Whoops!...LOL

Statesboro, look for a new fed there, one that actually pays their talent.

Scotty Riggs is crying to whoever will listen about his gall bladder surgery. Cru Jones was wrestling 6 days later after his Gall Bladder emergency removal surgery in a tag match against that crowbar known as Sugar Dunkerton, talk about living on the edge.

Bobby Lashley is the Shark Fights Heavyweight Champion, whatever the hell that is?!?!? Welcome to Indy MMA Bobby! The best part of Bobby is Krystal.

Allister Overeem = Blood type Juiced!

Ring Ka King is a spin off of TNA??? I’m sorry Ring Ka King is 10 times better than TNA. Check the ratings…LOL, but the lack of women in the Ring Ka King crowd is concerning…

Jimmy Rave in Ring Ka King, at least someone on the international scene gets it…